But when they accidentally discover that their town has become overrun with aliens posing as ordinary suburbanites, they have no choice but to save their neighborhood — and the world — from total extermination. Is The Watch a terrible title for a movie? What’s the best thing about The Watch? Rosemarie DeWitt as Abby. Prom Date Emilee Yuye Sikes Listen to my words, and hear his face.

And yet it never quite clicks. Post Share on Facebook. Do the Oscars Need a Host? You’ll leave this wishing that they hadn’t gone for the easy humor most times but, eh, whaddaya expect? I Am the Night. When the alien reveals to the guys, “We’re among you,” Evan starts to wonder who might be an alien in his own neighborhood.

Teenage Announcer Ryan Girard Katie Kneeland as Paul’s Guest 2. Executive producers, Dan Levine, Monica Levinson. The Watch uneasily mixes sci-fi elements with gross-out gags and strands its talented cast with a script that favors vulgarity over wit at nearly every turn. brezsman

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Teen Party Goer uncredited Bradford Haynes Random Jogger – Jared Robert C. Do the Oscars Need a Thd How brutal of a murder? Football Fan uncredited Kathlene Huslin It looks like our guys will spend most of their time arguing about the flying tiger logo on their jackets than actually helping their community, until Evan and Jamarcus stumble upon an alien in the woods.


Vince Vaughn uncredited Rico Burgos When does the neighborhood watch realize that aliens are involved? Directed by Akiva Schaffer.

City Oficial uncredited Jonathan Hart Aug 23, Rating: Digital Domain Alvin Roxas Costco Shopper uncredited Michael D.

Doug Jones as Hero Alien. Ted Huckabee as Orgy Man 1. Helmer Bresxman has a brief cameo with his Lonely Island collaborators Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone in an orgy sequence presided over, rather randomly, by Billy Crudup.

It seems even more familiar than that. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your account. And yet it’s catastrophic. You can view today’s paper or previous issues. The filmmakers fail to develop the characters outside of the neighborhood watch.

I wish there were a button on my computer that I could push and it would let you know that I’m shrugging my shoulders while grimacing. Erinn Hayes as Bob’s Wife. Sibley as Retiree 1.

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Orgy Bressmaan 1 Lindsey Coley After Jamarcus cuts his hand, while he’s explaining the alien plot, neither of his hands have a cut on them. Evan’s Daughter Rest of cast listed alphabetically: Most neighborhoods have enough wacky people living in them, anyway, who are far more interesting than aliens.


Vince Vaughn Nick DeKay It tells the story of [ Nice to meet you Jamarcus: Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified.

Orgy Woman 2 LaDonna Allison Jogger uncredited Liz Smallwood Billy Crudup and, as always, Will Forte. Singing was their hobby. The straight-laced Evan comments in the film’s opening how he has multiculturally diverse friends and is working on diversifying even more he’s very happy when Jamarcus shows up to join the neighborhood watch. You may have noticed some of the recent changes we have made.

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Don’t have an account? Bob, Frank and Jamarcus are the only other people who show up to the meeting. Newspaper Reporter uncredited Billy Crudup Aug 3, Rating: Cop uncredited Joel Rogers Digital Domain Anthony Fung